Best Headline Ever

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1242637/Gay-man-tried-poison-lesbian-neighbours-slug-pellets-legged-cat-feud-walks-free.html#ixzz0eS5Zoxve

This headline makes my eyes water and my sanity leak out of my nose a bit.

I love the Brits. They never fail to amuse me.

This was the best part of the story. "It was them next door, the f******* fat lesbians, I'm glad I've poisoned them and yes it was slug pellets."

The UK gets weirder by the year, I'm telling you.

I blame the BBC. And socialism. And Simon Cowell. Not necessarily in that order.