The fact that these hysterical retards are responsible for the implementation of actual government policy decisions makes me want to throw up. Honestly, I want to go chop down a redwood tree just to even out the karmic resonances of the universe.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are those really grown men I see sobbing in the woods like sissy emo teeny boppers?! The things some guys will do to get girls, although I fail to see the appeal of a bunch of smelly, stupid, unshaven hippie chicks who make that much noise.
Bring ME to a woodland cathedral and bring ME to this rock that has the most incredible LIFE...so I may sell this unlikely Wonder of Nature to rich collectors who might like a living rock.
These moonbarking madwomen take treehugging into whole new realms of cult behavior, possibly believing that if they keep up their baleful laments long enough, that nature itself will answer their prayers and rise up against Mankind, Earth's only truly destructive virus, and wipe us out in one fell swoop. I'll bet these idiots were actually cheering during The Happening.
Unfortunately, these people don't seem to realize that...
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You are so right Dan. These people really are proving that all in all they don't have a life!!! They also, don't have a brain!!! There are so many other causes that they could be involved in than trees!!!
I do like the Clint Eastwood song at the end. I used to sing that song all the time when I was a kid. Do you remember me taking you for little hikes when we would go on family camping trips and I would sing that song to you kids? Anyway, good addition to your blog.
O MY FREAKIN GOSH!!! are you kidding me? It's a Tree! A TREE! I was laughing by the End. I can not believe that some one would make such a big deal about A TREE!!
What losers
Look, I love trees. Why wouldn't you? Especially pine trees. But I don't think I would cry to the heavens asking why this one had to die! Instead, why don't they make themselves useful and thank the heavens there are seedlings they can plant in the dead ones place. The stinking retards spend time crying over them instead of spending time planting a new one. BRAIN DAMAGE
I don't remember the song, Marie. But the fact that you trooped us all around in the forest singing to trees answers the question of where Becca gets it. :D
That can't be real. I just can't believe it. It would make me sad for all humanity.
They obviously don't understand the whole circle of life thing. Someone needs to sit them in front of The Lion King.
That's a good thinking song. I could sit back and close my eyes and just veg.
Dan you took my precious memory and stomped on it!! Here I was sharing with you and you made fun on me... snif * snif * . Well at least I gave you another good laugh.
Dan I bet you remember the song and you loved it but you just don't want to admit it. I bet that whenever you go camping you sing to all those trees that song my mom sung to you!
*Umnumshebum*
(I just put a curse on you that trees will haunt you in your sleep)
Mu Mu MuHahahaha!
you purely prime evil
Yes, I'm a troll. It only happens when people are singing to trees, and then I lose all sensitivity.
I only knew a part of that song. You can credit Little Dickie Smothers for the part I knew.
I love that skit.
This week on Greys Anatomy they had a girl that was a tree hugger and got knocked down with the tree. I had to laugh. All I could do was laugh because of your blog this week. I don't remember what her name was, but she had changed her name to "Willow". It was a crack up.
Now that's just good comedy.
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